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Almost all of Indiana is terrible, but I really don’t think Carmel gets enough derision. Fucking Carmel! Tacky, overpriced, full of rich people, and littered with shitty statues. I hate it!

There are statues all over the sidewalks downtown, but they’re not cool statues. They’re not commemorating important historical figures, they’re not creative artistic pieces, they’re not interactive. They’re just unsettling, obtrusive, and garishly-painted statues of random civilians who look like residents of Pleasantville, like “old woman with grocery bag”:

or “white cop poised to jokingly slap your ass for a photo”:

and “corporate shill taking up bench space to keep homeless people from sleeping on it”:

They’re always in the way, they never move when you say “excuse me”, you’re constantly mistaking them for real people, and they’re UGLY. They’re so UGLY! 

Dear Carmel, scrap them all and hire living statues. Mimes. I will forgive you cursed city for its crimes if you become the mime hotspot of Indiana. 

it is pretty hard to find solid statistics on wolf attacks, but as far as i can tell, wolves in north america kill way way way less than one person a year, which means that forces more deadly to us than wolves include: dogs, ice fishing, and getting crushed by a falling flat screen tv.

…further complications to trying to write non-ridiculous angst into a werewolf story

“you don’t understand…i’ve done things under the full moon that i can never take back…one time i ate a squirrel”

YOU DESERVE TO FEEL BEAUTIFUL REVEL IN THE FLESH YOU WERE GIVEN IN ALL ITS FLAWS AND DAMAGES THERE IS NO BEAUTY WITHOUT IMPERFECTION THE OLIVE GARDEN STAFF WILL EVENTUALLY CALL THE COPS BUT FOR NOW YOU MUST LOVE YOUR FORM AS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO

was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out

hey um i know this sounds dumb but please reblog if u think parents tracking their kids is an invasion of privacy thank you

tag yourself, then release yourself back into the wild, for scientific monitoring

executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either

Oh let’s break (down)

Consent Education.

candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:

fire

water

bare ass

Y'all talk a big talk on Tumblr about how you want to date fat girls, but in reality, you just want girls with big tits and asses, flat tummy. If you want real fat, you gotta accept big tummies, upper arm fat, thick thighs. Put up or shut up.

oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil

1) this is accurate as hell

2) we’ve reached a point in the timeline where kristen stewart can now play edward with this Absolute Look she is currently serving

New Secret Knots comic

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I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

I didn’t think of it that way, Lupita. I am sorry.

So I’m at dinner w my cousin and I asked her how she’s adjusting moving to an apartment and having to cook for herself for the first time and she looked at me with defeat in her eyes and said, “I don’t know how to live.”

Yaasssss!

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

I keep seeing tweets about how lesbians like Thor & I just imagined what if this also happens inside the mcu (x)

reblog if you ARE nonbinary, if you SUPPORT nonbinary people, or if you have a structured settlement and NEED CASH NOW

snake……… on………… meeeee………… (snake on me)

snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual