Ferroxfluidgargoyle

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

You like the piggy tails Sir? 🎀🧸

I just wanna take turns giving each other head rn 🥴

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

Y'all talk a big talk on Tumblr about how you want to date fat girls, but in reality, you just want girls with big tits and asses, flat tummy. If you want real fat, you gotta accept big tummies, upper arm fat, thick thighs. Put up or shut up.

Ain't nothing wrong with chubby stomachs.

When I was little, my mom would take the eyes she cut out of the jack-o-lantern and use toothpicks to stick them in the top like ears to make me a little kittied cat. You, too, can do this. Godspeed and good luck.

I’m on the run in reality.. this dimension isn’t my home

1) this is accurate as hell

2) we’ve reached a point in the timeline where kristen stewart can now play edward with this Absolute Look she is currently serving