When I Was Little, My Mom Would Take The Eyes She Cut Out Of The Jack-o-lantern And Use Toothpicks To

When I was little, my mom would take the eyes she cut out of the jack-o-lantern and use toothpicks to stick them in the top like ears to make me a little kittied cat. You, too, can do this. Godspeed and good luck.

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