When I was little, my mom would take the eyes she cut out of the jack-o-lantern and use toothpicks to stick them in the top like ears to make me a little kittied cat. You, too, can do this. Godspeed and good luck.
Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
Y'all talk a big talk on Tumblr about how you want to date fat girls, but in reality, you just want girls with big tits and asses, flat tummy. If you want real fat, you gotta accept big tummies, upper arm fat, thick thighs. Put up or shut up.
candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:
fire
water
bare ass
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
The best part about Star Citizen is that you get to enjoy the food of the future
Oh let’s break (down)
I'm okay with being observed and perceived, but being interpreted is where I draw the fucking line
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