I'm Okay With Being Observed And Perceived, But Being Interpreted Is Where I Draw The Fucking Line

looking at wikipedias list of obsolete jobs and dreaming of a better life

death will not do us part you stupid cunt

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

The best part about Star Citizen is that you get to enjoy the food of the future

THE DOUBLE DOG

was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

i hope all video game devs go on strike. not just the writers and actors.