1) This Is Accurate As Hell

"Billow me harder"

- our barbarian with a magical cloak of billowing after successfully seducing the vice mayor with a nat 20

Later: “My cloak doesn’t billow anymore, it’s limp”

i hope all video game devs go on strike. not just the writers and actors.

was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out

it’s exhausting :(

"you are not IN the Universe, you ARE the Universe, an intrinsic part of it. Ultimately you are not a person, but a focal point where the Universe is becoming concious of itself." - Eckhart Tolle

reblog if u like titties

I keep seeing tweets about how lesbians like Thor & I just imagined what if this also happens inside the mcu (x)

what is this, a fourth grade classroom?

We can't jerk off or ibuprofen our way out of this one fellas