It’s Exhausting :(

God, Tolkien naming his book “The Hobbit” was such a big dick move. Like, back then people didn’t know what a hobbit was. It’d be like if I released a book called “The Smarple” and 50 years later everyone just knew what a smarple was.

You'd think dwarves would have a toxic masculinity problem, but they don't.

They're resistant to toxins, you see.

do you guys think jesus was hung

✨Praying to you, God✨

Little work in progress shot of an angel I'm working on.

Yaasssss!

*Leafing through the Monster Manual* transition goals, transition goals, transition goals....

"Billow me harder"

- our barbarian with a magical cloak of billowing after successfully seducing the vice mayor with a nat 20

Later: “My cloak doesn’t billow anymore, it’s limp”