God, Tolkien Naming His Book “The Hobbit” Was Such A Big Dick Move. Like, Back Then People Didn’t

Honey, I wanna break you

I wanna throw you to the hounds

Yeah, I gotta hurt you

I gotta hear it from your mouth

Boy, I wanna taste you

I wanna skin you with my tongue

I'm gonna kill you

I'm gonna lay you in the ground

I think friends should still be able to homoerotically sword fight each other in a 'i want to kill you but not really but also being very gay about it' kind of way

I spent so much of my life romanticizing the Great and Powerful Enormity of the Sea, reading about the salt and the sweat of the sailors straining to haul the sails or anchor while dreading the monsters in the cold, icy deep fathoms below…and now you tell me that a fathom is only 6 feet deep -

Lol

The best part about Star Citizen is that you get to enjoy the food of the future

THE DOUBLE DOG

"you are not IN the Universe, you ARE the Universe, an intrinsic part of it. Ultimately you are not a person, but a focal point where the Universe is becoming concious of itself." - Eckhart Tolle

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

Impatiently

not to be that person but patiently waiting for October <3

You. Can. Withdraw. Your. Consent. At. Any. Time.

You can withdraw your consent at any time.

At any time.

Any time.