Executive Dysfunction Is Telling Yourself For Two And A Half Hours That You Need To Shower Bc You Smell

*Leafing through the Monster Manual* transition goals, transition goals, transition goals....

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

Don’t forget the first victims when you go see Oppenheimer this opening weekend. Unforgivable not to include them in the narrative.

We love us some Nolan and Cillian but this is also a story that should never have taken place.

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This is what happens when the US government goes nuclear-crazy during the Cold War and mines a shit ton of uranium. Lambs born with three legs and no eyes, and human stillbirths and agonizing deformities for those that survive. For decades it was referred to as a Navajo-specific hereditary illness. No one made the link to the mines and the drinking water.

i hope all video game devs go on strike. not just the writers and actors.

Addicted to target dot com bootleg Audrey 2s.

I keep seeing tweets about how lesbians like Thor & I just imagined what if this also happens inside the mcu (x)

was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out

Ain't nothing wrong with chubby stomachs.