Tag Yourself, Then Release Yourself Back Into The Wild, For Scientific Monitoring

I’ve been making gay knights (and ladies) collages on my phone at work

(Part two)

When I was little, my mom would take the eyes she cut out of the jack-o-lantern and use toothpicks to stick them in the top like ears to make me a little kittied cat. You, too, can do this. Godspeed and good luck.

radio is kind of wild really, the first thing we did after discovering an ethereal field that permeates the universe is infuse it with music.

I just wanna take turns giving each other head rn 🥴

I'm okay with being observed and perceived, but being interpreted is where I draw the fucking line

Lol

If tumblr is getting rid of reblog chains and other tumblr specific stuff then how will people make funny conversational posts that get reposted to Twitter and get hundreds of thousands of likes?

Staff, you do realize that the weird uniqueness of tumblr is what draws outsiders to it in the first place, right? When I came here from Twitter a couple of months ago do you know how long it took me to get adjusted? One day. One day was all it took to figure out tags and reblog chains and whatever and appreciate it more than all of the other sites I use.

Nobody wants tumblr to be Twitter. Not even people who have literally only ever used Twitter.

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

Consent Education.