Ferroxfluidgargoyle

Yaasssss!

executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either

candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:

fire

water

bare ass

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

I didn’t think of it that way, Lupita. I am sorry.

Oh let’s break (down)

- blonde

- bounty hunter

- transgender

- in a fighting game

- was a big deal when it was revealed she was a woman

2020 isn’t all bad

it is pretty hard to find solid statistics on wolf attacks, but as far as i can tell, wolves in north america kill way way way less than one person a year, which means that forces more deadly to us than wolves include: dogs, ice fishing, and getting crushed by a falling flat screen tv.

…further complications to trying to write non-ridiculous angst into a werewolf story

“you don’t understand…i’ve done things under the full moon that i can never take back…one time i ate a squirrel”