I Like Saying "I'll Allow It" Only In Contexts Where I Have No Power Or Authority

hey um i know this sounds dumb but please reblog if u think parents tracking their kids is an invasion of privacy thank you

it’s exhausting :(

You’re in her dms, she’s rubbing her head on my bulge and humping my leg for attention.

I just wanna take turns giving each other head rn 🥴

You like the piggy tails Sir? 🎀🧸

I think friends should still be able to homoerotically sword fight each other in a 'i want to kill you but not really but also being very gay about it' kind of way

The best part about Star Citizen is that you get to enjoy the food of the future

THE DOUBLE DOG

death will not do us part you stupid cunt