I’ve Been Making Gay Knights (and Ladies) Collages On My Phone At Work

Oh let’s break (down)

Y'all talk a big talk on Tumblr about how you want to date fat girls, but in reality, you just want girls with big tits and asses, flat tummy. If you want real fat, you gotta accept big tummies, upper arm fat, thick thighs. Put up or shut up.

You’re in her dms, she’s rubbing her head on my bulge and humping my leg for attention.

Hey

- blonde

- bounty hunter

- transgender

- in a fighting game

- was a big deal when it was revealed she was a woman

what is this, a fourth grade classroom?