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abandonment issues slayyyy

The best part about Star Citizen is that you get to enjoy the food of the future

THE DOUBLE DOG

let me fuck you in a church so your god can watch you pray to me instead 🧡

Almost all of Indiana is terrible, but I really don’t think Carmel gets enough derision. Fucking Carmel! Tacky, overpriced, full of rich people, and littered with shitty statues. I hate it!

There are statues all over the sidewalks downtown, but they’re not cool statues. They’re not commemorating important historical figures, they’re not creative artistic pieces, they’re not interactive. They’re just unsettling, obtrusive, and garishly-painted statues of random civilians who look like residents of Pleasantville, like “old woman with grocery bag”:

or “white cop poised to jokingly slap your ass for a photo”:

and “corporate shill taking up bench space to keep homeless people from sleeping on it”:

They’re always in the way, they never move when you say “excuse me”, you’re constantly mistaking them for real people, and they’re UGLY. They’re so UGLY! 

Dear Carmel, scrap them all and hire living statues. Mimes. I will forgive you cursed city for its crimes if you become the mime hotspot of Indiana. 

✨Praying to you, God✨

Tbh I assume everyone on here is lgbtq+ if you’re straight you’ll have to come out to me

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

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snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)