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Yknow what's funny about 'My ghost wont associate with your ghost'? The fact that Matthias is the first one to die. I bet his ghosts is dying (note the pun) to associate with them now.

Imagine the crows going on a new heist and his ghost is screaming at them from above cause "THE NIGHT GUARD SAW YOU YOU IDIOTS"

Also yes, only half the crows are going to heaven (Matty, Inej and Wylan) cause there is no way that God (Bardugo) is gonna look at Kaz, Nina and Jesper and allow any ONE of them entrance through the pearly gates.

Kaz: It's okay that the plan didnt work out guys, I have some cards up my sleeve

Matthias: Ah good so you have a backup-

Kaz: *pulls out a deck of cards* Now go as I distract them

Kaz: 3rd clue ‘Where the devil lies, you’ll find your prize’

Wylan: Well, I know where the devil lies

*At Van Eck’s grave*

Jesper: Wow, did Kaz put up a balloon arch just for the heist?

Wylan: No, that was me. I install a new one every week

Inej: *being philosophical* What is the meaning of life?

Kaz: Scam as many people as you can and get rich

Jesper: Spread my fabulousness every where I go

Wylan: Spend it in misery and contemplation

Nina: Waffles.

Matthias: Why do I even hang out with you guys?

Kaz, thinking: Be normal, your friend Inej is in the shadows. Your friend, Inej. Inej, your friend.

Inej, appears: Hi Kaz.

Kaz's brain: Oh look! Inej, your wife!

Kaz: So you're telling me.... I have to come up with a solution by MYSELF for a problem I created by MYSELF

Per Haskell: Basically, yes

Kaz: THAT IS SO UNFAIR

Also Kaz: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED BITCH

Jesper: Why are guys so hot??

Tamar: Why are girls so hot??

Nina: Why is everyone hot??

Matthias, nodding solemnly: Global Warming is real

Matthias: Alright, we're in trouble. We need to call the Ravkans for help

Nina: But they'll be all condescending and judgemental about it

Matthias: Nina they raised YOU, of course they're going to be condescending and judgemental about it

Kaz: *talking to Wylan* I mean if you look hard enough you can see the source of all our problems right in front of us

Them: *runs into Jan Van Eck*

Wylan: Ah there it is

Kenjaku: Finally! You are ready to go out there and spread your-

Naoya: -legs

Kenjaku: .......wings. I was gonna say WINGS

Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree

Spoiler alert: new antagonist for the Winx saga just dropped

Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree

Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree

i just read somone make a comparison of kaz brekker and regulus black and how kaz was calling jordie when he was at sea and they said that regulus was probably calling sirius' name while he was drowning and i was just NOT prepared for that conversation

Wylan: Why would you guys think this was a good idea

Kaz: Probably because we're dangerous psychopaths with a long history of violence

Matthias: I don't get how you keep forgetting that

Jesper: Look, there's a message in my cereal

Jesper: It says 'ooooo'

Kaz: Jesper, those are cheerios

Jesper: *about Kaz* Is he still mad at us?

Inej: You more than me, I'm having his child

Jesper: THATS NOT FAIR I CANT DO THAT.

Jesper: Kaz I can't work, my stomach hurts and I broke my ankle.

Kaz: And you can walk with your broken ankle?

Jesper: *falls to the ground*

Nina: I had a cousin who got out of the army this way.

Nina: Alright alright, you're yelling and I don't see you taking your shirt off. I QUIT!

Matthias: You quit? You QUIT? HELVARS DONT QUIT!

Nina: Well I'm a Zenik and ZENIKS DO QUIT!

Inej: You're forgetting Suli because you never practice

Jesper: *says something in Suli*

Inej: You just told me you're pregnant

Nina: Congratulations! You're glowing

To all those who headcannon Kaz's full name as Kasper, you guys do realize that Jesper and Kasper rhyme.

Imagine the *glee* on Jesper's face if he ever found out.

its so funny to me that the SECOND the enchanting tables gone, everyone knows its scar immediately. scar asks bdubs if he snitched but no, its literally just his brand to steal the enchanter

I’m not kidding when I say Grian said “Your marriage is over Joel’s with me”. The bitch loves being a homewrecker I guess

[Transcript Start:

Jimmy: -just a way to support

Lizzie: Thanks Jimmy

Grian: Your marriage is over Joel is with me

Transcript End]

I think we all know that Lizzie is a cat in Empires by now, so I think it's an appropriate time to post this:

Lizzie and Joel as Princess Mononoke and Ashitaka!

The next season of 3rd life will start with a voiceover of Grian going: “In this season of 3rd life, you can either spawn in as an Alpha, an Omega, or a Beta”

so youre telling me martyn has now facilitated a grand total of three divorces?

Grian should've stayed in the Red Velvet Cake and played wack-a-mole with anyone who popped their head out of the ground looking for the sugarcane.

Y'know how everyone's saying that Grians new sand monopoly will never work? It might, unless there's a huge chunk of sand they've missed somewhere.

At the start of session 3 Grian said he needed obsidian. And y'know what obsidion can make that would allow him to keep the sand where no one else can reach? An Enderchest.

Now he just needs an eye of ender which is easy to make. He'll have to get a blaze rod by going to the end or getting one from Martin.

'The only thing hetero about me is that I have heterochromia'

-Scott at some point probably

And much like Alexander Hamilton, people made a musical about it

Oh okay. In her last moments Empires!Lizzie wrote down her entire life story in hopes of it reaching out to other people and remembering her and her friends. Okay okay yeah okay <- is soooo normal about this fact

The way people got soulbound was Mumbo messing around like:

Mumbo: Hmmm, Grian is a good friend of mine. Who would make him lose his sanity the most?

Mumbo: SCAR.

Okay hear me out.

I’m 100% basing this on Skizz dlsmp stuff, my bad.

But Skizz being a watcher, Mumbo being Cupid, and Lizzie being the Warden send tweet