'The Only Thing Hetero About Me Is That I Have Heterochromia'

Matthias: Alright, we're in trouble. We need to call the Ravkans for help

Nina: But they'll be all condescending and judgemental about it

Matthias: Nina they raised YOU, of course they're going to be condescending and judgemental about it

To all those who headcannon Kaz's full name as Kasper, you guys do realize that Jesper and Kasper rhyme.

Imagine the *glee* on Jesper's face if he ever found out.

I’m not kidding when I say Grian said “Your marriage is over Joel’s with me”. The bitch loves being a homewrecker I guess

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Jimmy: -just a way to support

Lizzie: Thanks Jimmy

Grian: Your marriage is over Joel is with me

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Most of the couples in Double Life need marriage counselling. Except Jimmy and Tango and Etho and Joel

Inej: *being philosophical* What is the meaning of life?

Kaz: Scam as many people as you can and get rich

Jesper: Spread my fabulousness every where I go

Wylan: Spend it in misery and contemplation

Nina: Waffles.

Matthias: Why do I even hang out with you guys?

I know it isn't the best out there but it's my over alI third creation so I'm really proud that it turned out half decent.

I'm tired of being a girl kisser with no girl to kiss 😠

I 100% believe that the moment Zoya was crowned as Queen, she kicked Nikolai out of his room. Like, this room is for the MONARCH. Are you the monarch? Nah. He'd be like,"Why can't we share??" And her response would be that 'courting and sharing a ROOM? How SCANDALOUS. So no way. Suffer lol."

Kaz: 3rd clue ‘Where the devil lies, you’ll find your prize’

Wylan: Well, I know where the devil lies

*At Van Eck’s grave*

Jesper: Wow, did Kaz put up a balloon arch just for the heist?

Wylan: No, that was me. I install a new one every week

Y'know how everyone's saying that Grians new sand monopoly will never work? It might, unless there's a huge chunk of sand they've missed somewhere.

At the start of session 3 Grian said he needed obsidian. And y'know what obsidion can make that would allow him to keep the sand where no one else can reach? An Enderchest.

Now he just needs an eye of ender which is easy to make. He'll have to get a blaze rod by going to the end or getting one from Martin.