I Know It Isn't The Best Out There But It's My Over AlI Third Creation So I'm Really Proud That It Turned

Jesper: Why are guys so hot??

Tamar: Why are girls so hot??

Nina: Why is everyone hot??

Matthias, nodding solemnly: Global Warming is real

Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch

Grian: whoever is the unlucky person to be soul bonded to this *gestures to himself*

Also Grian: *gets bonded with Scar*

I 100% believe that the moment Zoya was crowned as Queen, she kicked Nikolai out of his room. Like, this room is for the MONARCH. Are you the monarch? Nah. He'd be like,"Why can't we share??" And her response would be that 'courting and sharing a ROOM? How SCANDALOUS. So no way. Suffer lol."

Still can't get over the trauma of Viren and Aaravos having a BABY together. Like what in the mpreg hell.....

Also, does this make that centipede baby Claudia and Soren's brother/sister/sibling????? Are they connected by BLOOD????? (I mean literally yes but like...)

Kenjaku: Finally! You are ready to go out there and spread your-

Naoya: -legs

Kenjaku: .......wings. I was gonna say WINGS

Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree

Inej: You're forgetting Suli because you never practice

Jesper: *says something in Suli*

Inej: You just told me you're pregnant

Nina: Congratulations! You're glowing

Kaz: 3rd clue ‘Where the devil lies, you’ll find your prize’

Wylan: Well, I know where the devil lies

*At Van Eck’s grave*

Jesper: Wow, did Kaz put up a balloon arch just for the heist?

Wylan: No, that was me. I install a new one every week

Nina: *batting eyelashes* Matthias, are you or are you not the love of my life?

Matthias: I am? But why-?

Kaz: She's setting you up for something.

Nina: Shut it Kaz, I'm talking to the love of my life.

*in a gang fight*

Kaz: You know, my wraith says that I shouldn't insult people much so I'll be nice

Also Kaz: But also, my wraith isn't here anymore SO TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER