Grian Should've Stayed In The Red Velvet Cake And Played Wack-a-mole With Anyone Who Popped Their Head

Kaz: 3rd clue ‘Where the devil lies, you’ll find your prize’

Wylan: Well, I know where the devil lies

*At Van Eck’s grave*

Jesper: Wow, did Kaz put up a balloon arch just for the heist?

Wylan: No, that was me. I install a new one every week

WHY DIDNT NOBODY TELL ME OUR QUEEN UPLOADED HYBRID HEROES ON WEBTOON. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Kaz: *talking to Wylan* I mean if you look hard enough you can see the source of all our problems right in front of us

Them: *runs into Jan Van Eck*

Wylan: Ah there it is

Y'know how everyone's saying that Grians new sand monopoly will never work? It might, unless there's a huge chunk of sand they've missed somewhere.

At the start of session 3 Grian said he needed obsidian. And y'know what obsidion can make that would allow him to keep the sand where no one else can reach? An Enderchest.

Now he just needs an eye of ender which is easy to make. He'll have to get a blaze rod by going to the end or getting one from Martin.

Someone please tell me if Aurelie × Avery have a ship name cause I've been aboard this ship since Avery wore a suit just to meet her

'The only thing hetero about me is that I have heterochromia'

-Scott at some point probably

Jesper: *about Kaz* Is he still mad at us?

Inej: You more than me, I'm having his child

Jesper: THATS NOT FAIR I CANT DO THAT.

Funny how Percy is gonna be the one with "golden princess curls" in the live adaptation now.

its so funny to me that the SECOND the enchanting tables gone, everyone knows its scar immediately. scar asks bdubs if he snitched but no, its literally just his brand to steal the enchanter

Still can't get over the trauma of Viren and Aaravos having a BABY together. Like what in the mpreg hell.....

Also, does this make that centipede baby Claudia and Soren's brother/sister/sibling????? Are they connected by BLOOD????? (I mean literally yes but like...)