Someone Please Tell Me If Aurelie × Avery Have A Ship Name Cause I've Been Aboard This Ship Since Avery

I 100% believe that the moment Zoya was crowned as Queen, she kicked Nikolai out of his room. Like, this room is for the MONARCH. Are you the monarch? Nah. He'd be like,"Why can't we share??" And her response would be that 'courting and sharing a ROOM? How SCANDALOUS. So no way. Suffer lol."

To all those who headcannon Kaz's full name as Kasper, you guys do realize that Jesper and Kasper rhyme.

Imagine the *glee* on Jesper's face if he ever found out.

Nina: Alright alright, you're yelling and I don't see you taking your shirt off. I QUIT!

Matthias: You quit? You QUIT? HELVARS DONT QUIT!

Nina: Well I'm a Zenik and ZENIKS DO QUIT!

Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree

so youre telling me martyn has now facilitated a grand total of three divorces?

Grian: whoever is the unlucky person to be soul bonded to this *gestures to himself*

Also Grian: *gets bonded with Scar*

its so funny to me that the SECOND the enchanting tables gone, everyone knows its scar immediately. scar asks bdubs if he snitched but no, its literally just his brand to steal the enchanter

Rosie is the funniest person in the whole of hell for being the only one who's aware that Alastor is ace and refusing to tell him.

I know it isn't the best out there but it's my over alI third creation so I'm really proud that it turned out half decent.

Kaz: It's okay that the plan didnt work out guys, I have some cards up my sleeve

Matthias: Ah good so you have a backup-

Kaz: *pulls out a deck of cards* Now go as I distract them