Yknow What's Funny About 'My Ghost Wont Associate With Your Ghost'? The Fact That Matthias Is The First

'The only thing hetero about me is that I have heterochromia'

-Scott at some point probably

I know it isn't the best out there but it's my over alI third creation so I'm really proud that it turned out half decent.

HA HA I GOT PERMISSION. NOW WATCH ME SHOW THE OBSESSION WITH MY BRAINROT

Inej: *being philosophical* What is the meaning of life?

Kaz: Scam as many people as you can and get rich

Jesper: Spread my fabulousness every where I go

Wylan: Spend it in misery and contemplation

Nina: Waffles.

Matthias: Why do I even hang out with you guys?

Jesper: *Yawns*

Wylan: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Jesper: Then you must be exhausted.

Kaz: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

Jesper: I've had enough of Wylan. Tomorrow I'm gonna get up and cook breakfast myself.

Kaz: Who's gonna teach you how to cook?

Nina: Oh oh, I'll teach Jes how to cook

Matthias: And who's gonna teach YOU how to cook?

Jesper and Nina: *turn towards Inej*

Inej: Nope nope, can't take responsibility for you two anymore

The way people got soulbound was Mumbo messing around like:

Mumbo: Hmmm, Grian is a good friend of mine. Who would make him lose his sanity the most?

Mumbo: SCAR.

Okay hear me out.

I’m 100% basing this on Skizz dlsmp stuff, my bad.

But Skizz being a watcher, Mumbo being Cupid, and Lizzie being the Warden send tweet

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Kaz, thinking: Be normal, your friend Inej is in the shadows. Your friend, Inej. Inej, your friend.

Inej, appears: Hi Kaz.

Kaz's brain: Oh look! Inej, your wife!

Nina: Alright alright, you're yelling and I don't see you taking your shirt off. I QUIT!

Matthias: You quit? You QUIT? HELVARS DONT QUIT!

Nina: Well I'm a Zenik and ZENIKS DO QUIT!