Jesper: I've Had Enough Of Wylan. Tomorrow I'm Gonna Get Up And Cook Breakfast Myself.

Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch

Double life is just gonna be a soulmates AU, slow burn and idiot and serious fan fiction for all Desert duo shippers isn't it?

Ok, I'm not part of this Fandom for reasons I don't know myself but I watched The Dragon Prince back when Season 3 was released. Now I've kinda been looking through AO3 and Tumblr cause I recently rewatched it.

And I have a few theories.

Well for starters I want to say, I personally don't believe in the Theory of Callum being half elf. So this is how I think Callum gets his powers.

So I wanna start by stating what we've seen so far about humans and primordial magic. Humans don't have any, so they resort to dark magic, or they use primal stones. Their magic isn't inbuilt like elves.

So we had Callum become a mage by using the latter. However,

And we had Callum become a mage with the latter. However, Callum started doing magic too, without a primal stone and without using dark magic. So how did he do this?

Theory number 1.

Humans (except for Callum) as far as we've seen, can't do magic like elves. The elves are basically born with the connection to an arcanum, like we see the Sunfire elves sort of transform or be immune to fire. And even then, we see some better than others.

So what if, it's about their understanding to this specific magic type? Like because Lujanne believes more in the Moon primal sources magic, its reason and explanation and its connection we see her using more of it. But we don't see Rayla use Moon magic (aside from her fight with Runaan) and see her explain the fundamentals of the magic. So I believe it's about belief.

So what if, humans were meant for magic, the thing that was different between humans and elves were that humans were, to say, more privileged. They can do all sorts of magic, they just need to connect to the arcanums, believe in the primal sources and their connections, unlike elves who can only do the type of magic with the type of arcanum they were born with.

Then what about dark magic? Where did that spring from?

I believe that before the divide, humans were lazy, like Viren, they refused to believe and yet still wanted all the power in the world. So the connection with the arcanums and humans was destroyed by corrupt humans who went on to corrupt all the human race inthe elves' eyes, thus the divide happened.

This is what I explain happened to Callum. There were two versions of him, one that did anything for power and his own greed, and one who believed in himself and believed in Primal sources and that he could connect with them, and the fact that dark magic was wrong. One that was corrupted and one that tried to understand.

So basically, Callum was the only human in centuries to resist Dark Magic and connect with an arcanum.

Theory 2

We don't know much about Callum and Ezran's mom Sarai aside from how she died and the fact that she has a sister. In this theory, I believe that Sarai has powers too, or something like that. Now I know that mostly when discussing about Callum's powers people say that he must've gotten it from his father or something like that.

But something got me thinking, Ezran can talk to animals. What if it's like Ezran's powers or something like that, communicating with animals. And since Callum and Ezran were brothers, that probably means that they inherited having powers from their parents, and Harrow doesn't have powers (that we so far at least know of), so only one person was left, their mother.

Now we don't know much about Sarai like that much like her origin or something even though we do have someone who can tell us, her sister Amaya.

I know it would make no sense if Sarai had powers that Callum and Ezran have inherited and Amaya had no powers. But what if Amaya did? I mean not anyone can take on hordes of elite Sunfire elves or break through wooden pillars like she did fighting against Rayla (granted she was using her shield but that much force and power is something I don't think a human can do).

I think that Amaya has super strength or something, it might not make sense as the previous theory but I seriously think Sarai has something to do with all the powers and stuff.

Nina: Alright alright, you're yelling and I don't see you taking your shirt off. I QUIT!

Matthias: You quit? You QUIT? HELVARS DONT QUIT!

Nina: Well I'm a Zenik and ZENIKS DO QUIT!

HA HA I GOT PERMISSION. NOW WATCH ME SHOW THE OBSESSION WITH MY BRAINROT

Nina: *batting eyelashes* Matthias, are you or are you not the love of my life?

Matthias: I am? But why-?

Kaz: She's setting you up for something.

Nina: Shut it Kaz, I'm talking to the love of my life.

Jesper: Kaz I can't work, my stomach hurts and I broke my ankle.

Kaz: And you can walk with your broken ankle?

Jesper: *falls to the ground*

Nina: I had a cousin who got out of the army this way.

"Damian, are you sure you want to go through with this?" Impulse asked his friend who nodded confidently.

"Yes, I'm sure." Damian solemnly told the fellow time traveller,"This time, Batman will be......... Sailor Moon Man."

Time travelers have realized that Bruce Wayne will always, without exception, base his crimefighting persona on the first thing to crash into his window on a particular night. Now, they have an ongoing contest to see who can make him adopt the most ridiculous persona.

Kaz: Inej, I have a fun date idea tonight

Jesper: Let's see what his fun means

Inej: Oooh I hope it's a Zemini funeral

Jesper: That can't be the real answer

Kaz: Of course, what else would it be

Jesper: *passes kruge to Nina* HOW

I know it isn't the best out there but it's my over alI third creation so I'm really proud that it turned out half decent.