"Damian, Are You Sure You Want To Go Through With This?" Impulse Asked His Friend Who Nodded Confidently.

Jesper: *about Kaz* Is he still mad at us?

Inej: You more than me, I'm having his child

Jesper: THATS NOT FAIR I CANT DO THAT.

HA HA I GOT PERMISSION. NOW WATCH ME SHOW THE OBSESSION WITH MY BRAINROT

Sooooo, I dinda drew something. Well it's absolutely horrible and will make me win worst art of the year buuuut.

Ta-dah! I present to you, Graham Calloway!

Matthias: Alright, we're in trouble. We need to call the Ravkans for help

Nina: But they'll be all condescending and judgemental about it

Matthias: Nina they raised YOU, of course they're going to be condescending and judgemental about it

"But professorrrr," I whined as I balanced my chair on two legs with my feet over the desk,"What if we can't come up with anything original?"

My Magical Theory Professor chuckled,"Well then, you're never graduating then." I pouted and landed my chair down on four feet.

"But they say that everything under the sun has been done." I countered with a frown.

Professor Bilko wagged his finger towards the sky and stars surrounded the room,"Then go to another galaxy."

"This is so unfair!" I groaned again,"I just wanna do Magic outside the academy."

"Not without a license you can't." My grouchy seatmate grumbled, raising his head from his arms that used to fall asleep.

"Duh," I rolled my eyes at him,"Which is why I need to graduateee."

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

WHY DIDNT NOBODY TELL ME OUR QUEEN UPLOADED HYBRID HEROES ON WEBTOON. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Jesper: Why are guys so hot??

Tamar: Why are girls so hot??

Nina: Why is everyone hot??

Matthias, nodding solemnly: Global Warming is real

Wylan: Why would you guys think this was a good idea

Kaz: Probably because we're dangerous psychopaths with a long history of violence

Matthias: I don't get how you keep forgetting that

The next season of 3rd life will start with a voiceover of Grian going: “In this season of 3rd life, you can either spawn in as an Alpha, an Omega, or a Beta”

Yknow what's a funny situation? Being a rich gay all-powerful overlord, only to be in love with your asexual rival