Wylan: Why Would You Guys Think This Was A Good Idea

Rosie and Alastor definitely know the whole business of the Pentagram. Like imagine, before Alastor's disappearance, they would sit down for tea everywhere weekend and discuss tea.

Like Alastor telling how he rejected Vox's offer to join the Vees, and Rosie going 'that's some hot tea'. And Alastor picking up on that phrase.

I know it isn't the best out there but it's my over alI third creation so I'm really proud that it turned out half decent.

Nina: Alright alright, you're yelling and I don't see you taking your shirt off. I QUIT!

Matthias: You quit? You QUIT? HELVARS DONT QUIT!

Nina: Well I'm a Zenik and ZENIKS DO QUIT!

Some stranger: You're such a good person Wylan, I bet your dad is proud of you

Wylan: I'm sure he's looking up at me and glaring

Stranger: Up?

Wylan without skipping a beat: Sometimes at night when I'm restless, I imagine him rolling in his grave at my actions and I feel a lot better.

Jesper: I've had enough of Wylan. Tomorrow I'm gonna get up and cook breakfast myself.

Kaz: Who's gonna teach you how to cook?

Nina: Oh oh, I'll teach Jes how to cook

Matthias: And who's gonna teach YOU how to cook?

Jesper and Nina: *turn towards Inej*

Inej: Nope nope, can't take responsibility for you two anymore

Kaz: *talking to Wylan* I mean if you look hard enough you can see the source of all our problems right in front of us

Them: *runs into Jan Van Eck*

Wylan: Ah there it is

Kaz: 3rd clue ‘Where the devil lies, you’ll find your prize’

Wylan: Well, I know where the devil lies

*At Van Eck’s grave*

Jesper: Wow, did Kaz put up a balloon arch just for the heist?

Wylan: No, that was me. I install a new one every week

Jesper: Why are guys so hot??

Tamar: Why are girls so hot??

Nina: Why is everyone hot??

Matthias, nodding solemnly: Global Warming is real

*while getting arrested*

Jesper: I can't believe we got caught, MY LIFE IS OVER

Also Jesper: *posing while taking photos*

Kaz: When did this become Vogue: Behind Bars?

The next season of 3rd life will start with a voiceover of Grian going: “In this season of 3rd life, you can either spawn in as an Alpha, an Omega, or a Beta”