And I Get A Little Bit Genghis Kahnghis I Don’t Want You To Get It Onghis Nobody Else But Me (ooooh)

*opens fortune cookie* “you may find yourself, living in a shotgun shack”

*opens second fortune cookie* “…and you may find yourself, in another part of the world!”

*opens another fortune cookie* “and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile”

*panics* *scrambles for another fortune cookie*

“and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. and you may ask yourself, ‘well… how did i get here?’”

*falls backwards out of chair*

refers to myself as "The Management"

it’s hard to remember that u have no obligation in life other than to be kind and give love. like. you were not put on this earth to work a part time job or get a degree or have a fancy career. you were put on this earth to smile and make other people smile, to spread happiness. your reason for living doesn’t have to go any deeper than ‘living’. just breathe. make friends with a plant. drink your water. i fucking love you.

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.

Happy Easter! 🙏