Microgum - Unspontaneous Combustion

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

I...

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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I'm in too many discord servers. I only use nicknames in less than half of them

reblog and put in the tags your weird discord nicknames

kirby on the phone

what do when your downstairs neighbors so obnoxiously loud that you worried they might be coked up on a Wednesday afternoon

"can you tell me more about your ocs!!"