Microgum - Unspontaneous Combustion

reblog if you agree

phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation

anyway please look at this

Me Gongaga Monday

Artagan character of all time actually. pretends to be a faun to dick around with an adventuring party. keeps a sketchbook full of raunchy drawings. asks to choke a man to death as payment for warping time. accidentally becomes a god, then concocts an elaborate scheme to un-deify himself. refuses to let his best friend sacrifice herself for him. pretends to be a weasel to dick around with an adventuring party

it’s hard to remember that u have no obligation in life other than to be kind and give love. like. you were not put on this earth to work a part time job or get a degree or have a fancy career. you were put on this earth to smile and make other people smile, to spread happiness. your reason for living doesn’t have to go any deeper than ‘living’. just breathe. make friends with a plant. drink your water. i fucking love you.

You’re gonna have a good time

Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key

finally finished the sweater I’ve been making

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’