*opens fortune cookie* “you may find yourself, living in a shotgun shack”
*opens second fortune cookie* “…and you may find yourself, in another part of the world!”
*opens another fortune cookie* “and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile”
*panics* *scrambles for another fortune cookie*
“and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. and you may ask yourself, ‘well… how did i get here?’”
*falls backwards out of chair*
rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them
Lost woods + “In The Woods Somewhere” by Hozier
love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good
October can’t come soon enough
today, I give you:
tomorrow? ill probably give you the same thing
Hot hot hot hot chocolate
oh so now that im more stressed and have less time theyre done being loud. good. as it should be
what do when your downstairs neighbors so obnoxiously loud that you worried they might be coked up on a Wednesday afternoon