do we like bellies in fishnets???
You say something so utterly confusing the person takes psychic damage trying to figure out what the hell you're on about.
Call your opponent on the phone, which as we all know does irreparable psychological damage
A really scary story told really fast
You say a meme so dank it shuts down the listener's heart, like a focus-group-ran zoomer remake of Monty Python.
One of those needlessly mean songs they sing about people in disney movies.
UWU YOUR FOES TO DEATH! NYAAAAAA!
You say something so nice your enemy realizes they're the asshole here and does themselves psychic damage as an apology.
Tell your opponent you love them and cause deadly levels of social awkwardness.
Literally red-hot take about Steven Universe.
Gerrymander your opponent's vital biological functions.
Mumble something really quietly and when they come closer to hear it better you punch them in the face
Just read out the last thing Elon Musk said.
Ok, hear me out...Gun Mouth?
sometimes ur only closure is knowing that u had a good intentions and a good heart
I think friends should still be able to homoerotically sword fight each other in a 'i want to kill you but not really but also being very gay about it' kind of way
I'm okay with being observed and perceived, but being interpreted is where I draw the fucking line
regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!
ADHD is only motivated by 5 things: -urgency -challenge -novelty and play -interest -being a contrarian little bitch
I’m on the run in reality.. this dimension isn’t my home
Just a place where I write about language, politics, philosophy and other general shite
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