You say something so utterly confusing the person takes psychic damage trying to figure out what the hell you're on about.
Call your opponent on the phone, which as we all know does irreparable psychological damage
A really scary story told really fast
You say a meme so dank it shuts down the listener's heart, like a focus-group-ran zoomer remake of Monty Python.
One of those needlessly mean songs they sing about people in disney movies.
UWU YOUR FOES TO DEATH! NYAAAAAA!
You say something so nice your enemy realizes they're the asshole here and does themselves psychic damage as an apology.
Tell your opponent you love them and cause deadly levels of social awkwardness.
Literally red-hot take about Steven Universe.
Gerrymander your opponent's vital biological functions.
Mumble something really quietly and when they come closer to hear it better you punch them in the face
Just read out the last thing Elon Musk said.
Ok, hear me out...Gun Mouth?
When I was little, my mom would take the eyes she cut out of the jack-o-lantern and use toothpicks to stick them in the top like ears to make me a little kittied cat. You, too, can do this. Godspeed and good luck.
ADHD is only motivated by 5 things: -urgency -challenge -novelty and play -interest -being a contrarian little bitch
do we like bellies in fishnets???
abandonment issues slayyyy
New Secret Knots comic
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Pocky day 11/11 🐇🐺
Honey, I wanna break you
I wanna throw you to the hounds
Yeah, I gotta hurt you
I gotta hear it from your mouth
Boy, I wanna taste you
I wanna skin you with my tongue
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna lay you in the ground
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