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breath of the wild dog idle animations
the giant vampire lady from RE8: h-
me: yes, i do want you to drain me like a caprisun, how did you know?
Me, every birthday:
Brain: I dunno if I liked that...
Pussy: (literally dripping down my thighs) We liked it
can you imagine how productive i’d be if i wasn’t spending half my day thinking about getting just absolutely railed?
My Favorite Murder Starters
Just a few starters from one of my favorite podcasts. If you like true crime and comedy you should definitely give it a listen.
“You’re in a cult call your dad”
“Get a job, but your own shit, and stay out of the forest”
“Don’t say sorry not sorry; say here’s the thing mother fucker”
“Stay sexy and don’t get murdered”
“Pepper spray first apologize later”
“I was raised to sass at defcon 5”
“It’s not gruesome except they’re all dead”
“My therapist was right about you”
“What a great opportunity for a ton of bad decisions”
“It’s really hard to strangle someone so maybe don’t do it”
“Let’s use our powers of anxiety for good and not evil”
“If it’s about numbers I’m definitely lying”
“Don’t go to a second location”
“This is terrible. Keep going”
“She’s a fucking salty bitch, there’s definitely a shiv in her purse”
“It always gets worse”
“Gafuck yaself”
“He’s not a bad guy, it’s just that his ponytail is bad”
“And toxic masculinity ruins the party again”
“Leave well enough alone asshat”
“Here’s the thing, fuck everyone”
“All of life is about fixing what you fuck up”
“Fuck politeness”
“Lock your fucking door”
“Don’t be a fucking lunatic”
“Film noir means ‘Dark as fuck’”
“Pretty sure the Cold War didn’t have a front”
“Namaste the fuck away from me”
“What the fucking fuck?”
“I’m miserably amazing thank you”
“If Florida’s kicking you out you’re probably a pretty big piece of shit”
Alucard during the Valentine brothers’ attack
Haru: I am having a problem with this person.
Tokaku: Kill them.
Haru: No.
Tokaku: Then I will kill them FOR you.
Haru: NO!
FAVORITE OPENINGS & ENDINGS:
(101/…) Noir OP 1: Ali Project - Coppelia no Hitsugi
I Made Scott Pilgrim Caption Thingies…
Scott:
Ramona:
Knives:
Kim:
Young Neil:
Steven:
Matthew Patel:
Lucas Lee:
Todd The Vegan:
Roxie Richter:
And i cant add the rest right now but ill reblog and add
brie larson as envy adams is something i’ll never get over
INTJ | 5w6 | Slytherin | Horned serpent | Cancer | Chaotic neutral
Season 4 in a nutshell:
Everyone is suffering
Everyone
Well, except for Double Trouble, they are having the time of their life
THE BOYS ARE IN TROUBLE. A SEAGULL TOLD ME.
Version 2.0 (11.05.1998)
Art by Han AhReum
Sailor Moon Sailor Stars, Episode 197: Ruler of the Galaxy, Galaxia’s Threat
Meet us in the alleyway behind Denny’s at 3 am for an ass kicking . . All credits are for instagram ♡ Photo - wesyoungphotography SailorMoon - nyankochi SailorMercury - novembercosplay SailorMars - stephrich_cosplay SailorJupiter - clauderz SailorVenus - dethraux SailorChibiMoon - princecakecosplay SailorSaturn - jaxstrikesback Sailorpluto - oceanpixie__ SailorNeptune - alyssahope.cosplay SailorUranus - rukiahitachiin
I can’t believe Uranus and Neptune fucking died
KOFI
*Nicole and Wynonna at Shorty’s brainstorming ideas about a recent case*
Wynonna: Oh my fuck, I think we’re onto something... I gotta find Waverly. *downs the rest of her beer and grabs a handful of fries*
Nicole: Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?
Wynonna: Uhhh *leans forward and kisses Nicole’s forehead confusedly then breaks away in a run*
Nicole: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Since BOTW2 has been announced, I thought I would rejuvenate this old comic. This was such a cracking game, I hope the sequel is just as awesome.
Well glad Vanjie made it through. I pray she takes the crown.
Me: I hope this random NPC isn’t in the Yiga Clan
Random NPC: Is in the Yiga Clan
Me:
Wild Link is not impressed
i finally did something uGHHHHHH
yes my artblock is OVER
