I Finally Did Something UGHHHHHH

Me

Tests are important lol

GUESS WHAT

NABBIT'S BACK

Strange Planet: b u s i n e s s

Sir that’s my emotional support drag queen

work song by hozier playing through car speakers while you’re parked on the side of a road listening to rain hit the car window

the giant vampire lady from RE8: h-

me: yes, i do want you to drain me like a caprisun, how did you know?

and she took out a big life insurance policy. the police thinks she did it, but they just can’t prove it, and she think i did it, but she just can’t prove it.

[literally every day after 6 July 1957]

George, to Paul: I am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend I'm serious