FAVORITE OPENINGS & ENDINGS:

*cries* I have to cry

Version 2.0 (11.05.1998)

Kirika Yuumura is an inspiration for failgirls everywhere because she's a reminder that no matter how weird or off-putting you might be there's still a tall 11/10 mentally unstable lesbian with nice cans waiting to fall for you

Strange Planet: b u s i n e s s

‘max would be too nervous to top chloe! she’d need to be eased into it slowly and gradually! it’d be a PROCESS–’ cold take. max would rail chloe within an inch of her life the SECOND they get out of arcadia bay. like, she just tore through the fabric of time itself to be with her, sacrificing everyone they know in the process, y’all think she has time for virginity jitters? please

Not pictured in the center: Clarissa, Emily, and Victoria, mean girl squad

Me: I hope this random NPC isn’t in the Yiga Clan

Random NPC: Is in the Yiga Clan

Me:

#Me posting on tumblr dot com and deleting 5 seconds later because i’m definitely not the same person anymore

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars