Due To Personal Jesus I’m Reaching Out And Touching Faith

Me: I hope this random NPC isn’t in the Yiga Clan

Random NPC: Is in the Yiga Clan

Me:

Jolene by Dolly Parton except Justin McElroy is playing and singing it for you and your friends around a campfire on a summer night.

requested by @shawnhenryspencer

i'm not like other teenage girls. i'm in my 20s

animorphs book 1: yikes! weird aliens are trying to take over the planet!

animorphs book 22: hi I’m a 13 year old teenage girl whose cousin of the same age uses me as an attack dog because he knows I have the ability to switch off my moral code for dirty work and I don’t know how to feel about it

animorphs book 22: I’m thinking about this because I just threatened another boy my age by telling him that if he crossed me and my friends I’d find a way to kill his parents. Then I had to resist the aching temptation to jam a fork through the side of his head

Do you like biting ?

ya that’s why they’re putting me down tonight

(help me) i broke apart my insides. (help me) i've got no soul to sell. (help me) the only thing that works for me. help me get away from myself!!!