(help Me) I Broke Apart My Insides. (help Me) I've Got No Soul To Sell. (help Me) The Only Thing That

Tiny Dancer by Elton John except your upstairs neighbor is playing it on their balcony, so you sit out on yours and listen to it while appreciating the rain and the LA traffic below.

requested by @neonsignsandlatenights

I can’t believe Uranus and Neptune fucking died

KOFI

bonus:

BARBIE (2023) a #mood

Gimme More by Britney Spears except it’s blasting from an alien spaceship that has landed in Roswell. The straights are panicking, and the gays are living it up and are ready to accept their new extra-terrestrial overlords with exquisite music taste.

twilight AU where the cullens actually try to blend in at school. alice gets really into prosthetic makeup to give everyone pimples. she herself wears braces, complete with head gear. edward goes full emo and wears eyeliner and ripped skinny jeans. rosalie fries her hair with a straightener in the school bathroom every morning before the first bell. emmett wears so much axe body spray the admin gets involved because people with asthma are suffering. jasper wears carhartt and a baseball cap that he folds up in his back pocket like Indiana farmer boys. also it doesn’t work at all, and people just think they’re unnaturally pretty AND weird.

DEPECHE MODE: text post meme 1 / 2

trent with a reznor