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#Me posting on tumblr dot com and deleting 5 seconds later because i’m definitely not the same person anymore

“And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.”

— The Beatles, The End

Sony Walkman F5, 1985

animorphs book 1: yikes! weird aliens are trying to take over the planet!

animorphs book 22: hi I’m a 13 year old teenage girl whose cousin of the same age uses me as an attack dog because he knows I have the ability to switch off my moral code for dirty work and I don’t know how to feel about it

animorphs book 22: I’m thinking about this because I just threatened another boy my age by telling him that if he crossed me and my friends I’d find a way to kill his parents. Then I had to resist the aching temptation to jam a fork through the side of his head

“Fuck you my child is completely fine”

Your child sobbed to Possibility by Lyke Li and heavily related to the October, November, December, January part of New Moon.

Suppose instead that you are a hat.

Do you think the series would have benefitted from less generic sounding titles like “The Encounter” or “The Solution”? As a kid, I never glanced twice at the titles cause they were so bland.

If you could rename them, what sort of names would you give them?

Hmmm. Let's see here.

1. The Invasion Speedrun Found Family by Witnessing Graphic Murder Together!

2. The Visitor Baby's First War-Crime: Imitating a Noncombattant

3. The Encounter Feeling Trapped?

4. The Message When Bae's Love Language is Murder

5. The Predator You'll NEVER Leave Your Kids Supervised by Yeerks Again After You Watch This

6. The Capture Extraterrestrials? In MY Friends? It's More Likely Than You Think.

7. The Stranger The Real Truth Behind the EGS Tower Incident

8. The Alien PROOF That Aliens Exist on Earth (Even When They'd Rather Not)

9. The Secret Your Fave is Problematic: Cassie Uses Morphing to Cheat on Homework

10. The Android Do Androids Dream of Seizing the Means of Production?

I thought the flowers were pretty, so I put them there.

Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar except playing out of your walkman while you’re being chased through camp by none other than Jason Voorhees.