Sony Walkman F5, 1985

it doesn’t matter how many times i watch moving parts, i’ll always sob in these scene

Well glad Vanjie made it through. I pray she takes the crown.

🧡🧡🧡

Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar except playing out of your walkman while you’re being chased through camp by none other than Jason Voorhees.

“You my friend I will defend, And if we change, well I love you anyway” 💙

Alice In Chains’ MTV unplugged taping 23 years ago today, April 10, 1996

Maybe gay people like the concept of knights because 1.) swords are cool but also because 2.) the ideals of courtly love as quasi-religious, enlightening, but also expressly forbidden - and maybe a little bit out of reach - resonate as a poetic, romanticized version of their own experiences.

My Favorite Murder Starters

Just a few starters from one of my favorite podcasts. If you like true crime and comedy you should definitely give it a listen.

“You’re in a cult call your dad”

“Get a job, but your own shit, and stay out of the forest”

“Don’t say sorry not sorry; say here’s the thing mother fucker”

“Stay sexy and don’t get murdered”

“Pepper spray first apologize later”

“I was raised to sass at defcon 5”

“It’s not gruesome except they’re all dead”

“My therapist was right about you”

“What a great opportunity for a ton of bad decisions”

“It’s really hard to strangle someone so maybe don’t do it”

“Let’s use our powers of anxiety for good and not evil”

“If it’s about numbers I’m definitely lying”

“Don’t go to a second location”

“This is terrible. Keep going”

“She’s a fucking salty bitch, there’s definitely a shiv in her purse”

“It always gets worse”

“Gafuck yaself”

“He’s not a bad guy, it’s just that his ponytail is bad”

“And toxic masculinity ruins the party again”

“Leave well enough alone asshat”

“Here’s the thing, fuck everyone”

“All of life is about fixing what you fuck up”

“Fuck politeness”

“Lock your fucking door”

“Don’t be a fucking lunatic”

“Film noir means ‘Dark as fuck’”

“Pretty sure the Cold War didn’t have a front”

“Namaste the fuck away from me”

“What the fucking fuck?”

“I’m miserably amazing thank you”

“If Florida’s kicking you out you’re probably a pretty big piece of shit”