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Brooke: We promised Ru we would prep for the runway.

Vanjie: No, Brookie, *you* promised Ru. See, I never promise Ru anything. That way, I never disappoint her. I try to be considerate.

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I've always wanted to see Catra and Chloe meeting each other

I reckon they’d have a lot to talk about 

An Appropriately Unhinged Recap of Pretty Little Liars (Part 1)

An Appropriately Unhinged Recap of Pretty Little Liars (Part 2)

An Appropriately Unhinged Recap of Pretty Little Liars (Part 3 - FINALE)

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So fucking good. There are 3 parts. Give thanks for the content.

The Horde is Strange.

My Favorite Murder Starters

Just a few starters from one of my favorite podcasts. If you like true crime and comedy you should definitely give it a listen.

“You’re in a cult call your dad”

“Get a job, but your own shit, and stay out of the forest”

“Don’t say sorry not sorry; say here’s the thing mother fucker”

“Stay sexy and don’t get murdered”

“Pepper spray first apologize later”

“I was raised to sass at defcon 5”

“It’s not gruesome except they’re all dead”

“My therapist was right about you”

“What a great opportunity for a ton of bad decisions”

“It’s really hard to strangle someone so maybe don’t do it”

“Let’s use our powers of anxiety for good and not evil”

“If it’s about numbers I’m definitely lying”

“Don’t go to a second location”

“This is terrible. Keep going”

“She’s a fucking salty bitch, there’s definitely a shiv in her purse”

“It always gets worse”

“Gafuck yaself”

“He’s not a bad guy, it’s just that his ponytail is bad”

“And toxic masculinity ruins the party again”

“Leave well enough alone asshat”

“Here’s the thing, fuck everyone”

“All of life is about fixing what you fuck up”

“Fuck politeness”

“Lock your fucking door”

“Don’t be a fucking lunatic”

“Film noir means ‘Dark as fuck’”

“Pretty sure the Cold War didn’t have a front”

“Namaste the fuck away from me”

“What the fucking fuck?”

“I’m miserably amazing thank you”

“If Florida’s kicking you out you’re probably a pretty big piece of shit”

this is a poem

me: no country music allowed

trixie mattel: hi

me: one country music allowed