Pizzadaddy20 - Meep

Sir that’s my emotional support drag queen

animorphs book 1: yikes! weird aliens are trying to take over the planet!

animorphs book 22: hi I’m a 13 year old teenage girl whose cousin of the same age uses me as an attack dog because he knows I have the ability to switch off my moral code for dirty work and I don’t know how to feel about it

animorphs book 22: I’m thinking about this because I just threatened another boy my age by telling him that if he crossed me and my friends I’d find a way to kill his parents. Then I had to resist the aching temptation to jam a fork through the side of his head

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Tiny Dancer by Elton John except your upstairs neighbor is playing it on their balcony, so you sit out on yours and listen to it while appreciating the rain and the LA traffic below.

requested by @neonsignsandlatenights

(help me) i broke apart my insides. (help me) i've got no soul to sell. (help me) the only thing that works for me. help me get away from myself!!!

same, anetra, same

Gimme More by Britney Spears except it’s blasting from an alien spaceship that has landed in Roswell. The straights are panicking, and the gays are living it up and are ready to accept their new extra-terrestrial overlords with exquisite music taste.

BARBIE (2023)