No Matter What Happened Today, You:

finally finished the sweater I’ve been making

*opens fortune cookie* “you may find yourself, living in a shotgun shack”

*opens second fortune cookie* “…and you may find yourself, in another part of the world!”

*opens another fortune cookie* “and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile”

*panics* *scrambles for another fortune cookie*

“and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. and you may ask yourself, ‘well… how did i get here?’”

*falls backwards out of chair*

refers to myself as "The Management"

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

Luigi… thunder. 

Happy Easter! 🙏

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

Lost woods + “In The Woods Somewhere” by Hozier