Just A Call Away!

God, Tolkien naming his book “The Hobbit” was such a big dick move. Like, back then people didn’t know what a hobbit was. It’d be like if I released a book called “The Smarple” and 50 years later everyone just knew what a smarple was.

*Leafing through the Monster Manual* transition goals, transition goals, transition goals....

looking at wikipedias list of obsolete jobs and dreaming of a better life

sometimes ur only closure is knowing that u had a good intentions and a good heart

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

5: The Lock-Hart

A monster from a story I’ve been tossing around - a deer-like thing that catches children and keeps them in the cage of antlers on its head

You’re in her dms, she’s rubbing her head on my bulge and humping my leg for attention.

Tbh I assume everyone on here is lgbtq+ if you’re straight you’ll have to come out to me