Ferroxfluidgargoyle

I think friends should still be able to homoerotically sword fight each other in a 'i want to kill you but not really but also being very gay about it' kind of way

hey um i know this sounds dumb but please reblog if u think parents tracking their kids is an invasion of privacy thank you

2020 isn’t all bad

Yaasssss!

Tbh I assume everyone on here is lgbtq+ if you’re straight you’ll have to come out to me

let me fuck you in a church so your god can watch you pray to me instead 🧡

When I was little, my mom would take the eyes she cut out of the jack-o-lantern and use toothpicks to stick them in the top like ears to make me a little kittied cat. You, too, can do this. Godspeed and good luck.

it’s exhausting :(

What can I do, sir?

Just say the word, sir

Anything for you, sir

Your friends all say, sir

You don't deserve her

I disagree, sir

I live to serve, sir