What Can I Do, Sir?

Dicranurus monstrosus - odontopleurid trilobite that lived in a shallow sea that lay between Euramerica and Gondwana, corresponding to modern-day Oklahoma and New York, and Morocco, respectively. As such, their fossils are found in New York, Oklahoma, and Morocco - average size of fossil is 2″ long - Lower to Middle Devonian - 380 million years ago

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

Tbh I assume everyone on here is lgbtq+ if you’re straight you’ll have to come out to me

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Honey, I wanna break you

I wanna throw you to the hounds

Yeah, I gotta hurt you

I gotta hear it from your mouth

Boy, I wanna taste you

I wanna skin you with my tongue

I'm gonna kill you

I'm gonna lay you in the ground

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

Lol

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

I think friends should still be able to homoerotically sword fight each other in a 'i want to kill you but not really but also being very gay about it' kind of way