Dicranurus Monstrosus - Odontopleurid Trilobite That Lived In A Shallow Sea That Lay Between Euramerica

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

2020 isn’t all bad

I spent so much of my life romanticizing the Great and Powerful Enormity of the Sea, reading about the salt and the sweat of the sailors straining to haul the sails or anchor while dreading the monsters in the cold, icy deep fathoms below…and now you tell me that a fathom is only 6 feet deep -

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

You’re in her dms, she’s rubbing her head on my bulge and humping my leg for attention.

there's too many un-cuddled girls in this world.... you all deserve so much better

Y'all talk a big talk on Tumblr about how you want to date fat girls, but in reality, you just want girls with big tits and asses, flat tummy. If you want real fat, you gotta accept big tummies, upper arm fat, thick thighs. Put up or shut up.