Useless Lesbian - Blog Posts

Leigh and juniper! They're taking a picture for pennstagram but i couldn't fit the whole drawing without showing my bed lol so just trust me :)

Juniper Yarrow, She/Xe (right)

Leigh Ferox, She/Her (left)

Fun fact: Juniper has a ladybug palisman called Cherry, you can kinda see him cut off near the top but, as mentioned i couldn't fit him in, also i am terrible at drawing ladybugs so it's probably for the best

Juniper, or Juni, studies plant track at St. Epiderm the two actually met through pennstagram after both joining a cute little group chat.

Also Leigh is in a constant state of Gay panic around Xem, despite all her confidence she cannot properly form sentences when around Juni, and Xe is almost completely oblivious to her crush and just thinks there's something a little wrong with her.

May i also mention that Xe is part demon? Her sclera is yellow and her iris is an extremely dark grey, almost black and most of the time you can't see her pupils.

(Sclera: white part of the eye, iris: coloured part of the eye, pupils: the black dot in the center of the eye)

holy shit me frfr i have like 4 mutuals now that are adorable and i like them but nah I'm gonna keep girlfailing and sheepsbianing because that's what the founding fathers intended

"omg i wanna become friends with this mutual they seem so cool" *makes no moves to interact with said mutual beyond liking posts*

need a dom fem to put me in my place and let me get myself off by pleasuring her while she tells me if I'm doing a good job or not

Me: I don't have a type.

Also me being weirdly obsessed with those fictional characters since childhood and beyond 🤷‍♀️.

If she's blond and could most probably K!LL me, I'm down. 🤷‍♀️

I HAVE A DATE ON TUESDAY

I think it’s a date

I said “it’s a date” and he hearted it

I think that counts as a confirmation from her?

My crush like me bacc hehe

Am hap

me with handsome butches and preety femmes

...women<3333

An update to Marnia’s story! The princess has 4 kids, but it’s all good now because Marnia has found love in a bookkeeping Cleric who patches her up after every fight! Find someone who loves you back and completes you!

Woops

One of the campaigns I was playing in just recently ended, and only then did I realize my hallf-elf fighter, Marnia, was a massive lesbian. Woops. I mean, the poor woman has been following our drow warlock princess around the whole campaign, protecting her and complimenting her every step of the way. She’d take opportunity attacks against herself just to get to her princess’s side. AND SHE WASN’T EVEN A HIRED GUARD, SHE JUST CHOSE TO DO THAT. I was playing her character thinking “Oh they’re friends and she’s protective! That’s all!” the whole campaign! Then at the end, the princess married our half-orc barbarian and the DM asked how Marnia felt seeing the princess get married, and I was like “she’s happy for h- oh. oh. oh no.” and the realization hit me like a ton of bricks. Am I stupid? I played it off like the character was as shocked to realize that she wasn’t happy as I was. Be aware of your feelings. Don’t be a useless lesbian like Marnia.

Woops

One of the campaigns I was playing in just recently ended, and only then did I realize my hallf-elf fighter, Marnia, was a massive lesbian. Woops. I mean, the poor woman has been following our drow warlock princess around the whole campaign, protecting her and complimenting her every step of the way. She’d take opportunity attacks against herself just to get to her princess’s side. AND SHE WASN’T EVEN A HIRED GUARD, SHE JUST CHOSE TO DO THAT. I was playing her character thinking “Oh they’re friends and she’s protective! That’s all!” the whole campaign! Then at the end, the princess married our half-orc barbarian and the DM asked how Marnia felt seeing the princess get married, and I was like “she’s happy for h- oh. oh. oh no.” and the realization hit me like a ton of bricks. Am I stupid? I played it off like the character was as shocked to realize that she wasn’t happy as I was. Be aware of your feelings. Don’t be a useless lesbian like Marnia.

I’m such a fucking simp. My friend that I have a crush on, who also lives across the country, told me she was feeling down and I immediately bought her a gift (one of those moon lamp things) and sent it to her. Because she was sad. She got it today and loves it, and just knowing that makes me so fucking happy.

I’m so fuckin STUPIDDDDDDD! Oh my GODDDDD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Okay so, the best friend that I have a crush on that I mentioned in a previous post, I visited a lil while ago in her state. I literally stayed with her for a week. I was so distracted by trying to act straight in front of her very religious and conservative family that I completely missed all of her signals she was giving me that she was into me. And I’m only realizing then NOW. WEEKS later...

She literally joked that I would look really good with my SHIRT OFF, and specifically pointed out that she sang the lyrics in a song that says “I like boys and girls” and her older sister gave her a weird look like... And if that isn’t enough, the moment we landed and got in the car to drive back to her place, she puts on a song from girl in red, which I sang too and was like, “oh, you listen to girl in red?” Like, that’s supposed to be the signal!!! How did I miss it!!!! We flirted so goddamn much the entire week and I never made a move because I was worried that she wouldnt be into girls!!!!! She was giving me all the signals and apparently I’m fucking blind. UGHGGGHGHHH

Having a day. Almost cried because Clairo’s “Bubblegum” just really hit different now that I have a crush on my best friend that lives half way across the country.

God I’m such a freakin useless lesbian. I see a pretty girl and my brain literally stops functioning. I went to my local gym to see if I can start a membership and the woman at the counter was cute and I asked one question and then left because I was embarrassed??? Embarrassed of just existing in her presence!?! Like ughhgggghhg what is wrong with me...

In yesterday's class on the drawing course I'm taking, the proposal was to get a sketch to practice different types of finishing, I humbly, without any sketch ready, pulled a character from memory and of course Lady D was chosen when I was in a panic.