Twentyonespektors-blog - I Have A

I hate that show

You could say this a couple different ways

hey no offense but i’m just like, really proud of you for being here right now. I know it might be hard but it’s gonna be okay. everything will be okay.

I actually freaked out because I didn't think it was the fake knife at first

Ineffective “guard dog”

Adult: Teenagers never discuss anything of importance

Teenager: *discusses politics, race, body positivity, equality, etc.*

Adult: oh shut up you're a teenager, what do you know?

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

EVERYONE STOP I JUST LEARNED A NEW EMOTICON

‘,:)