Hey No Offense But I’m Just Like, Really proud Of You For Being Here Right Now. I Know It Might Be

So my sister?

Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

I doubt even a book character would like me.

@ the 7 people who unfollowed me today

ur mean to me

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

Justice is costing us way too much.

Josh Dun the bird enthusiast

What 👅 time 👅 does 👅 the 👅 next 👅 bus 👅 leave 👅 to 👅 bikini 👅 bottom 👅

Anywhere he wants to who can stop him

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sonsofsauron said:

A guy not very concerned about his serial killer roommate

I mean, as long as he pays rent