Everyone’s Dumb But Me. What If... This Reminds Me Of... Aw Oh Yeah That’s Me. (The Aw Is Cut Short

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THEY’RE BACK!

I just read this scene last night and it was awful, but also badass.

Lmaoo yes. I was so aware of how it was all so ridiculous from their PoV, which is hilarious. 

But from the humans’ POV it was epic. I knew Hadrian would win, there’s no way he wouldn’t, he’s our insurmountable Teshlor knight, buut it still gave me such an adrenaline rush reading those sequences man.

Stupid humans...

This is super spoilery for the Riyria books which is a pretty decent fantasy series - so don’t read this if you don’t want parts of the very end of the series ruined.

I was re-reading it, and I found myself picturing the end of the novel from the point of view of the elves - they must have been mortified.

This thing that should have been a sacred tradition had a banished murderer on one side and a bunch of humans on the other - none of which could seem to decide who the heir was. The combatants changed literally four times, with a healer butting in occasionally and the loser getting unexpectedly shanked by some random bystander.

Seriously, Yakety Sax should have been playing.

You just know that afterwards the humans were like, “oh man that was epic, I’m going to tell everyone I know!” And the elves are all, “let us never speak of this again”.

Cute art

I’ve been really depressed recently but Royce and Hadrian cheer me up.

Story Time with INTP #5

ESFP: why do you even have Instagram if you're not posting anything?

INTP: 1. For the memes 2. Just to keep up with CS Joseph

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INTPs be like

xxxx: I would like your undivided attention.

INTPs: You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.

Knowing how to take criticism better than compliments