Oh Yeah

The types as Daedric princes

ENTJ - Molag Bal, Prince of Domination. Evil alpha boss.

ISTJ - Jyggalag, Prince of Order. Enough said.

ESTP - Mehrunes Dagon, Prince of Destruction. Never has well-thought out plans and usually leaves a path of chaos in their wake.

INFP - Namira, Prince of Darkness and Decay. Just wants to be left alone to ruminate in their own dark thoughts but will attack if provoked.

ENFJ - Azura, Prince of the Dawn and Dusk. Friendly but vain. Always in need of attention from their followers.

ESFP - Sanguine, Prince of Debauchery. Did someone say ‘party’?

INTP - Hermaeus Mora, Prince of Knowledge and Fate. Indifferent, aloof and more interested in spending time with the curiosities they’ve collected than in people.

ESTJ - Boethiah, Prince of Deceit and Murder. Always second to Molag Bal.

INTJ - Vaermina, Prince of Nightmares. Evil, manipulative and will show people unimaginable horrors if you get into their head.

ENFP - Malacath, Prince of the Spurned. Has a soft spot for those who have been marginalized or ostracized.

ISFP - Nocturnal, Prince of the Night. Not really all that evil, but not as innocent as you might think either.

ESFJ - Meridia, Prince of Energy and Light. Kind and caring unless you offend them. Also has a weird dogma about what’s right and wrong.

INFJ - Mephala, Prince of Spiders, Sex and Murder. Extremely desirable and mysterious. Has a cult following that will do virtually anything for them, making them far, far more manipulative and wicked than people realize.

ISFJ - Peryite, Prince of Natural Order and Disease. Likes order but for some reason everyone finds them weak and annoying.

ISTP - Hircine, Prince of the Hunt. Extreme sports, the Great Outdoors and killing things, y’all.

ENTP - Sheogorath, Prince of Madness, and Clavicus Vile, Prince of Wishes. Quite mad and likes to think they know how to trick people, but usually ends up tripping over their own feet instead. Also horrible at listening to their friends’/sidekicks’ advice.

why the types are holding a grudge

ENFP: you were mean to someone, anyone, without a good reason

ENFJ: you must have killed a butterfly or something, geez, like how do you make an ENFJ hold a grudge?

ENTP: you deceived them (be warned, the chaotic energy runs high in this one)

ENTJ: you contradicted their argument without a logical reason

ESFP: you ignored their obvious endeavors to please you

ESFJ: you made a very ill-timed “yo mama” joke once

ESTP: you acted like they were attacking you for offering advice

ESTJ: you willfully spread misinformation

INFP: you disrespected one of their core values, knowingly or unknowingly

INFJ: you were probably just a bully, INFJs are pretty understanding

INTP: “I was mad at you? What did you do?” you didn’t take the school project seriously

INTJ: you ignored their caring advice and did it anyway (INTJ is glaring at INTP)

ISFP: you’re determined to make everybody else unhappy with you

ISFJ: you were rude to the well-meaning worker

ISTP: you won’t shut up and do something about it

ISTJ: you were stupid on purpose and want to complain about it to them

a humble Take, riyria edition

MBTI as Things My Professors Have Said

ESFP: “Uh… schwa!”

ESTJ: *pause* (in Russian accent) “Oh, your handwriting is very bad!”

ENTP: “You’ll notice that I walk across the grass rather than the sidewalk as I go to class, because sidewalks are a social construct, and I don’t want to be tangled in that.”

ENFJ: “I’m teaching so many classes this semester, I don’t know what we’re supposed to be talking about.”

ISTJ: “Take it up with administration, I don’t have time.”

INTJ: “Students keep asking me all these questions, and I get to the point where I just want to yell, ‘It’s in the syllabus!’.”

INFJ: “First of all, calculators are like cheating.”

INFP: “The bastards at MLA keep changing the rules on me, so keep in mind that I, also, am now learning how to cite sources.”

ISFP: “If you think it’s art, then it’s art, and all art is valid. Welcome to the humanities department!”

ISTP: “That was…. That was genius! Why didn’t I think of that?”

ISFJ: “So basically, just be nice to each other!”

ENFP: “I don’t use the podium because it’s easy to fall on.”

ESTP: “Confidence is sexy, it’s how I met my wife.”

ESFJ: “I’ll tell you where to find super cheap textbooks, but the dean can never know.”

ENTJ: “Stop paraphrasing the textbook, I’m getting bored.”

INTP: *wanders through hallway banging random auto parts together* “Wow, the acoustics in here are amazing! Listen to that!”

Lolol

Royce: [teaching Arista how to drive] So, you're driving down the road and see Gaunt and Hadrian on the road. What do you hit?

Arista: I hit Gaunt. I could never hurt Hadrian.

Royce: [rubbing his temples] The brakes, Arista. You hit the brakes.

Aaand adult women too. Arista is probably one of my favourite characters. But yeah it’s sad the fandom isn’t huge

when your fave series is aimed at adult men so you know it will never have widespread fandom presence

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.

Eleanor Roosevelt (via mr-entj)