Thetruthwatcher - Clueless

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I’ve been really depressed recently but Royce and Hadrian cheer me up.

“I think,therefore I walk into walls”

-INTx

Oh yeah

The Types as Common English Idioms

ENFP: Bite off more than they can chew.

ENFJ: Actions speak louder than words.

INFP: Being all ears.

INFJ: To every cloud there is a silver lining.

ENTP: Putting the cat among the pigeons.

ENTJ: To kill two birds with one stone.

INTP: Method to the madness.

INTJ: The cold shoulder.

ESFP: To have a blast.

ESFJ: To spill the beans.

ISFP: A bed of roses.

ISFJ: The ace in the hole.

ESTP: To piss in one’s cornflakes.

ESTJ: Holding the cards.

ISTP: Hitting the road.

ISTJ: Burning the midnight oil.

I finished Riyria Revelations, and currently am reading Chronicles….I love them so much…….

NTs as gods you didn’t think of

ENTP: Loki, because the ENTP is about to screw the universe up using what they know

ENTJ: Morrígan, because you’d better shut up and listen to the ENTJ

INTJ: Hades, because the INTJ gets to sit in the dark and judge souls

INTP: Astraea, because the INTP got tired of your crap and left

it's been a while!

how mbti gets out of social gatherings

“my mom said no”: intp, isfj

“i’m sick”: estj, esfp, infp

“i have a thing going on”: entp, enfj

“my cousin karen’s friend charlie’s mom linda had cataract surgery so i’m feeding her cat. for three hours. yeah.”: esfj, estp, enfp

*ignores the invitation until after it’s over* “sorry didn’t get this til now”: intj, istp, isfp

“work is keeping me busy, can’t make promises”: entj, istj, infj

Royce: [teaching Arista how to drive] So, you're driving down the road and see Gaunt and Hadrian on the road. What do you hit?

Arista: I hit Gaunt. I could never hurt Hadrian.

Royce: [rubbing his temples] The brakes, Arista. You hit the brakes.