FINALLY I’ve Made Some New 16personalities Memes Mostly With Infj Idk Just Got That Mood Enjoy!

Story Time with INTP #5

ESFP: why do you even have Instagram if you're not posting anything?

INTP: 1. For the memes 2. Just to keep up with CS Joseph

Lolol

The true joy in life is to be a force of fortune instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.

George Bernard Shaw (via mr-entj)

how mbti gets out of social gatherings

“my mom said no”: intp, isfj

“i’m sick”: estj, esfp, infp

“i have a thing going on”: entp, enfj

“my cousin karen’s friend charlie’s mom linda had cataract surgery so i’m feeding her cat. for three hours. yeah.”: esfj, estp, enfp

*ignores the invitation until after it’s over* “sorry didn’t get this til now”: intj, istp, isfp

“work is keeping me busy, can’t make promises”: entj, istj, infj

Lmaooo I loved when he punched Gaunt

Too bad it wasn’t for you Alric :)

Hadrian: I punched Gaunt in the face.

Mauvin and Alric: 

I don't even get up when I need to be online. Classes from bed, yep.

INTP & Sleep #1

Mode 1: Sleep? I don't need sleep. I need an answer! *continues to read at 3 am*

Mode 2: I've slept 12 hours already, two more don't make any difference *goes back to sleep*

There is nothing in between.

Arguing

xsfx: fine, you’re right. whatever. just please stop arguing with me!

xntx: but don’t you want to hear the rest of my argument?

xsfx: no!

xntx:

xntx: well i want to hear the rest of my argument

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.

Eleanor Roosevelt (via mr-entj)

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Royce: [teaching Arista how to drive] So, you're driving down the road and see Gaunt and Hadrian on the road. What do you hit?

Arista: I hit Gaunt. I could never hurt Hadrian.

Royce: [rubbing his temples] The brakes, Arista. You hit the brakes.