Arguing

Cute art

I’ve been really depressed recently but Royce and Hadrian cheer me up.

Identifying INTPs

- seem popular when you first look at them, probably attractive (it’s that pouty lip lifestyle)

- then you realize that they don’t talk to people

- then you realize that when they do talk, they talk really loudly

- then you realize, when they talk to their close friends, they won’t shut up

- except for when they’re silent for three months at a time

- then you get slapped w/ the fact that they’re A NERD (and proud of it)

- OR you never find out they’re a nerd and think everyone else is delusional for treating them like they’re the most intelligent person on the planet when clearly, this person is a big dumbass

- probably waiting for someone to do or say something interesting

- might be surrounded by people but always on the outside of the circle or latched onto one person 

- EYE CONTACT. Hands down, the easiest way to know assuming they have already acknowledged your existence. I personally don’t know what to do with my eyes during a conversation so I don’t really look away. Only look at you if they’re interested. 

- “No, oh wait, maybe…” is their go-to response (a conversation btwn INTPs is like so: “no, for this reason-” “no, you’re wrong because-” “no, because-” “no, I’m correct”)

- often really bored by whatever is happening outside of their head so they either won’t engage or will try to start a game or something

- always known as the funny friend

- easily annoyed, famous for glares, sometimes it’s meant as a joke

- in class, they wait for someone else to answer the teacher’s questions first before deciding they’ll take initiative when no one else does  — > applies to most things

- cuddly but in a particular way, likely want to be the one to initiate all forms of bodily contact once they’re close to you

- might not even like cats but 100% of people will read them as a cat-person

- intelligent but forgets a lot of shit because they just don’t care enough or haven’t had to remember that piece of knowledge in 3 yrs. 

- when they’re passionate, they’re all in, the edge of the multiverse is the limit / when they’re not, they’re gonna sleep for the next 100 yrs. and will growl at you if you wake them

- may wake up early but won’t do anything until 7:00PM-4:00 AM because it’s peak performance hour

- great at finding other people’s stuff, great at losing their own

- respond to your questions like a CIA agent, you’re on a need to know basis 

- but also will randomly spill all their secrets at 3 AM

- when someone says they’re friends w/ them they respond either like 1) “we’re friends?” *confusion* or 2) “we’ve been in love since we met” 

- their good friends know who their crush is before they know

- text you immediately but often forget you exist if you don’t constantly remind them (it’s okay, they forget they exist)

- love you lots but are also trying not to be too attached

- kinda nice but also analyzing your every move and storing it in their mental bank 

- they will remember really specific things about you and will either use this to tell when you’re lying or to get you great birthday presents

- don’t trust you but supposedly they should give people the benefit of the doubt

- if you insult them, they will look at you blankly because they’re trying to figure out if you meant that as an insult, if they care about you, and if they care at all

- competitive but unmotivated at the same time

- play hard, play hard some more, continue to play, work non-stop for 22 hrs.  until something is perfect, never work again

I just read this scene last night and it was awful, but also badass.

“I think,therefore I walk into walls”

-INTx

Story Time with INTP #5

ESFP: why do you even have Instagram if you're not posting anything?

INTP: 1. For the memes 2. Just to keep up with CS Joseph

Ughh I know right. These two are the sweetest

so apparently there are folks who don’t like hadrista but how anyone can not want Arista “so convinced I’m unworthy of love I start crying when I discover my feelings are reciprocated” Essendon and Hadrian “clueless about feelings to the point of thinking the woman who very obviously loves him will hate him if he confesses his feelings to her” Blackwater to find happiness and security together is beyond me.

why the types are holding a grudge

ENFP: you were mean to someone, anyone, without a good reason

ENFJ: you must have killed a butterfly or something, geez, like how do you make an ENFJ hold a grudge?

ENTP: you deceived them (be warned, the chaotic energy runs high in this one)

ENTJ: you contradicted their argument without a logical reason

ESFP: you ignored their obvious endeavors to please you

ESFJ: you made a very ill-timed “yo mama” joke once

ESTP: you acted like they were attacking you for offering advice

ESTJ: you willfully spread misinformation

INFP: you disrespected one of their core values, knowingly or unknowingly

INFJ: you were probably just a bully, INFJs are pretty understanding

INTP: “I was mad at you? What did you do?” you didn’t take the school project seriously

INTJ: you ignored their caring advice and did it anyway (INTJ is glaring at INTP)

ISFP: you’re determined to make everybody else unhappy with you

ISFJ: you were rude to the well-meaning worker

ISTP: you won’t shut up and do something about it

ISTJ: you were stupid on purpose and want to complain about it to them

The true joy in life is to be a force of fortune instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.

George Bernard Shaw (via mr-entj)

Oh yeah

The Types as Common English Idioms

ENFP: Bite off more than they can chew.

ENFJ: Actions speak louder than words.

INFP: Being all ears.

INFJ: To every cloud there is a silver lining.

ENTP: Putting the cat among the pigeons.

ENTJ: To kill two birds with one stone.

INTP: Method to the madness.

INTJ: The cold shoulder.

ESFP: To have a blast.

ESFJ: To spill the beans.

ISFP: A bed of roses.

ISFJ: The ace in the hole.

ESTP: To piss in one’s cornflakes.

ESTJ: Holding the cards.

ISTP: Hitting the road.

ISTJ: Burning the midnight oil.